---
product_id: 1138394
title: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz."
brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild"
price: "€ 53.80"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
category: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild"
url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest
store_origin: HR
region: Croatia
---

# 12 oz ceramic mug Multicolor font design Dishwasher & microwave safe The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz.

**Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild
**Price:** € 53.80
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> ☕ Sip with Shakespearean swagger—because your coffee deserves a cutting edge!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. by the unemployed philosophers guild
- **How much does it cost?** € 53.80 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest)

## Best For

- the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Effortless Care:** Microwave and dishwasher safe for busy professionals on the go
- • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Comes in a stylish, colorful box—perfect for impressing your literary friends
- • **Premium Ceramic Build:** Durable 12 oz mug with a comfy handle for your daily brew
- • **Witty Shakespearean Sass:** 30 iconic insults in vibrant fonts to spark your morning wit
- • **Vibrant Multicolor Design:** Eye-catching mix of fonts and colors that stand out in any office or home

## Overview

This 12 oz ceramic coffee mug features 30 of Shakespeare's sharpest insults in a vibrant, multicolor font design. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it combines durability with playful sophistication. Packaged in a colorful gift box, it’s the perfect witty gift for professionals who appreciate literary humor and want to start their day with a clever twist.

## Description

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life. Gifts for book worms, Visit the Store Gifts for book worms, Visit the Store Star Trek fans, nature lovers, Visit the Store Star Trek fans, nature lovers, and everyone else! Visit the Store and everyone else! How did we get our start? Our origins are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages. More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff. If you're unemployed, how come you have a job? We are employed, just not as philosophers. How did we get our start? Our origins are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages. More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff. If you're unemployed, how come you have a job? We are employed, just not as philosophers.

Review: Great mug, witty and attractive! - This mug is fantastic. There is this medic that I work with named Chris, and he had a bad call the other day, so we were talking about it, he was a little upset, and i noticed that he was drinking coffee out of this generic mug from some eye doctor place. I thought ya know what, that is a lame coffee mug, let me fix that, so I came here to desertcart. When I found this mug, I knew I had found exactly what I was looking for; it is exactly him, he is a little bit of a Type A personality, and most medics are, but trust me, you WANT them to be..and along with with that, he is a bit jaded and a bit of a turn wit. Really good guy - just don't tick him off- exactly like Shakespeare - which is exactly why this mug is perfect for him. So I gave him this mug and he absolutely adored it! It has phrases like : Thou art a boil, a plague sore foot-licker false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand it's just intelligent, funny, and attractive. As far as being a coffee mug goes, it's 16 oz, so it seems to be standard size, and it looks exactly like it does in the pictures : standard mug with a handle. It is a really good mug like I said he loved it, I love it, he has been using it at work and everyone has been laughing about it and using the phrases, so it has been a conversation piece. Just great. I purchased this product at full price, and this review is honest and accurate.
Review: Love it! - Bought as a gift. Loved! Great price and quality.

## Features

- The Shakespearean Insults Mug is covered with 30 of the funniest and most biting insults from the plays of William Shakespeare
- The insults appear in a variety of fonts, sizes, and colors, making the mug a delight for your eyes and mind
- Wake up in the morning feeling like a "canker-blossom"? Lift your spirits with these cutting barbs from The Bard
- 14 oz. ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle
- All of our mugs come in a beautifully designed, colorful box
- Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0038TYV7I |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | #41,266 in Kitchen & Dining ( See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining ) #482 in Novelty Coffee Mugs #3,667 in Glassware & Drinkware |
| Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Brand Name | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Capacity | 12 Fluid Ounces |
| Color | Multicolor |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 out of 5 stars 1,463 Reviews |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 00814229000297 |
| Included Components | Handle |
| Is the item dishwasher safe? | Yes |
| Is the item microwaveable? | Yes |
| Item Dimensions W x H | 3.75"W x 3.5"H |
| Item Weight | 12.64 ounces |
| Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 0065 |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Material Features | Ceramic |
| Material Type | Ceramic |
| Model Number | 0065 |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Occasion | Birthday |
| Other Special Features of the Product | Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe |
| Pattern | Letter Print |
| Product Care Instructions | Hand Wash Only, Machine Wash, Microwave Safe |
| Product Style | Modern |
| Recommended Uses For Product | Home |
| Reusability | Reusable |
| Shape | Round |
| Size | 12 Ounces |
| Special Feature | Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe |
| Specific Uses For Product | Hot Drinks |
| Style | Modern |
| Theme | Comic |
| UPC | 814229000297 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Capacity:** 12 Fluid Ounces
- **Color:** Multicolor
- **Material:** Ceramic
- **Special Feature:** Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe

## Images

![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81S1z9y2UBL.jpg)

## Questions & Answers

**Q: What are your mugs made of?**
A: All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic!

**Q: How many ounces is this mug?**
A: The Shakespearean Insults Mug holds 14 oz (400mL).

**Q: Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?**
A: Yes!

**Q: What is included?**
A: You'll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box!

**Q: What can I put in my mug?**
A: Whatever your heart desires.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great mug, witty and attractive!
*by F***C on September 13, 2016*

This mug is fantastic. There is this medic that I work with named Chris, and he had a bad call the other day, so we were talking about it, he was a little upset, and i noticed that he was drinking coffee out of this generic mug from some eye doctor place. I thought ya know what, that is a lame coffee mug, let me fix that, so I came here to amazon. When I found this mug, I knew I had found exactly what I was looking for; it is exactly him, he is a little bit of a Type A personality, and most medics are, but trust me, you WANT them to be..and along with with that, he is a bit jaded and a bit of a turn wit. Really good guy - just don't tick him off- exactly like Shakespeare - which is exactly why this mug is perfect for him. So I gave him this mug and he absolutely adored it! It has phrases like : Thou art a boil, a plague sore foot-licker false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand it's just intelligent, funny, and attractive. As far as being a coffee mug goes, it's 16 oz, so it seems to be standard size, and it looks exactly like it does in the pictures : standard mug with a handle. It is a really good mug like I said he loved it, I love it, he has been using it at work and everyone has been laughing about it and using the phrases, so it has been a conversation piece. Just great. I purchased this product at full price, and this review is honest and accurate.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love it!
*by S***E on November 24, 2025*

Bought as a gift. Loved! Great price and quality.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A Fun Gift!
*by A***Y on October 19, 2025*

Bought for my sister’s birthday! She loved it! The insults are so funny! It’s a great gift for your friends and family!

## Frequently Bought Together

- The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz.
- The Unemployed Philosophers Guild First Lines of Literature Coffee Mug - Famous Openings from Books, Novellas, and Short-Stories, Comes in a Box, 14oz
- The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Quotes Coffee Mug - Famous Lines from Flying Circus, Holy Grail, and More, Comes in Gift Box, 14 oz

---

## Why Shop on Desertcart?

- 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016
- 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories
- 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price
- 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members)
- 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection
- ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews

**Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest)

---

*Product available on Desertcart Croatia*
*Store origin: HR*
*Last updated: 2026-07-31*