--- product_id: 1394214 title: "Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages" brand: "accoutrements" price: "€ 51.96" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1394214-accoutrements-12389-shakespearean-insult-bandages store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # Latex-free 3.5 x 2.5 in 15 bandages Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages **Brand:** accoutrements **Price:** € 51.96 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🩹 Bandage your wounds with a touch of Shakespearean flair! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages by accoutrements - **How much does it cost?** € 51.96 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1394214-accoutrements-12389-shakespearean-insult-bandages) ## Best For - accoutrements enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted accoutrements brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Sterile & Safe:** Keep your cuts clean while you jest. - • **Unleash Your Wit:** Transform minor injuries into a Shakespearean masterpiece! - • **Compact & Convenient:** Easily fits in your pocket or purse. - • **Novelty Meets Functionality:** A perfect blend of humor and healing. - • **Perfect Gift for the Quirky:** Ideal for friends who appreciate a good laugh! ## Overview The Accoutrements12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages are a set of fifteen latex-free, sterile bandages made from cotton, measuring 3.5 x 2.5 inches. Perfect for those who want to add a humorous twist to their first aid kit, these novelty bandages are both functional and fun. ## Description Product Description Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) assorted plasters (British for bandages) are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays. Comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a Free Prize. Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. From the Manufacturer Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) assorted plasters (British for bandages) are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays. Comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a Free Prize. Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Review: These are hilarious! - The perfect gift for a friend who enjoys a Renfest with her British husband. It will make her smile. The product was great,exactly what I expected, and seemed to be of good quality. Nice item, works well as a bandage too. DETAILS Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you! Includes hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like, Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life. You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee! Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin! Bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide. Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages. Review: Bday gift. Lots of laughs - I purchased these, as a birthday gift to my sister in law, and she told me they are hilarious and she can't wait to use them. 🤣 ## Features - Free prize inside - Set of fifteen - Actual bandages ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B00BPWU3SQ | | Best Sellers Rank | #358,327 in Health & Household ( See Top 100 in Health & Household ) #2,586 in Adhesive Bandages | | Brand Name | Accoutrements | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (2,550) | | Global Trade Identification Number | 00739048123890 | | Included Components | 12389 | | Item Dimensions | 3.5 x 2.5 x 1 inches | | Item Form | Bandages | | Item Nype Name | Kids' Toys | | Item Weight | 13.61 g | | Manufacturer | Flat River Group | | Material Features | Latex Free | | Material Type | Cotton | | Product Style | Novelty | | Sterile | Sterile | | UPC | 729884918941 739048123890 433599316458 885500912707 885838753614 885547054989 885323666344 743138443041 772223976157 885346431196 885767624603 885977507154 885512808289 | | Unit Count | 1 Count | | Warranty Description | No Warranty | ## Product Details - **Brand:** Accoutrements - **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 3.5 x 2.5 x 1 inches - **Material:** Cotton - **Sterility Rating:** Sterile - **Style:** Novelty ## Images ![Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91wTb-jF5+L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ These are hilarious! *by R***D on February 24, 2016* The perfect gift for a friend who enjoys a Renfest with her British husband. It will make her smile. The product was great,exactly what I expected, and seemed to be of good quality. Nice item, works well as a bandage too. DETAILS Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you! Includes hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like, Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life. You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee! Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin! Bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide. Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bday gift. Lots of laughs *by P***T on October 16, 2024* I purchased these, as a birthday gift to my sister in law, and she told me they are hilarious and she can't wait to use them. 🤣 ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great Stocking Stuffer *by P***S on January 14, 2025* A fun item for the Christmas stocking. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1394214-accoutrements-12389-shakespearean-insult-bandages](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/1394214-accoutrements-12389-shakespearean-insult-bandages) --- *Product available on Desertcart Croatia* *Store origin: HR* *Last updated: 2026-07-14*