--- product_id: 146337396 title: "Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration" brand: "zonon" price: "€ 13.49" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/146337396-holy-sht-youre-old-banner-gold-birthday-banner-and-old store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # Glitter Laminate Satin Design 80 x 9.5 cm Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration **Brand:** zonon **Price:** € 13.49 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🎈 Celebrate Aging with a Smile! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration by zonon - **How much does it cost?** € 13.49 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/146337396-holy-sht-youre-old-banner-gold-birthday-banner-and-old) ## Best For - zonon enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted zonon brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Universal Fit:** One-size-fits-all sash, designed for everyone to enjoy without the hassle of pins. - • **Versatile Decor:** Perfect for any venue—home, event hall, or church—hang it wherever the party takes you! - • **Humor Meets Style:** Add a funny touch to your event with the cheeky phrases that everyone will love. - • **Quality Materials:** Crafted from skin-friendly satin and durable card stock, ensuring elegance and comfort. - • **Make Memories Last:** Transform any birthday or retirement party into an unforgettable celebration with our humorous banner and sash. ## Overview The Holy Sht You're Old Banner and Old As Sht Sash set is the ultimate party accessory for retirement and milestone birthday celebrations. Made from high-quality satin and durable card stock, this humorous duo features a striking banner and a comfortable sash, both designed to add a fun and memorable touch to any event. With a universal fit and versatile hanging options, it's the perfect way to celebrate aging with style and laughter. ## Description Full description not available ## Features - Satin - Design: this design for old age retirement or birthday party decorations, add more funny touch to your event, make your party unforgettable with our cute banner and sash - Material: the sash is made of satin, skin-friendly and no bad smelling, this banner has been made of card stock material for its durability and elegance, and printed on glitter laminate paper for decorative effect - Size information: these sashes are one size fits all, one side measures approx. 80 x 9.5 cm (LW), sash was sewn, no pin needed, banner letter height is 5.2 inches - Where you hang: you can hang up this banner wherever your friend, relative, or colleague's birthday party may be, at you or your friend's home, event hall, church and anywhere else you can think of - What you have: 1 piece humorous hanging banner which reads "Holy Sht You're Old", and 1 piece sash which reads " Old As Sht" ## Images ![Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41k77rS+YeL.jpg) ![Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ALk95yF6L.jpg) ![Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ZyLIA0x3L.jpg) ![Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71HXs1c0PEL.jpg) ![Holy Sht You're Old Banner Gold Birthday Banner and Old As Sht White Sash for Retirement Birthday Party Celebration - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61J-v3oGpUL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars Muy bonito *by I***. on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 31, 2022* Me gusto ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.0 out of 5 stars String it yourself *by N***K on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 8, 2019* I got this for my MILs birthday- we’ve got great sense of humor around here. She about fell over laughing at it. It’s a huge hit and I’ve already suggested it to others.The only reason I’m rating it a 4 instead of 5 is because it is not pre-string. I spent an hour obsessing over the perfect spacing of the letters/words. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars Wasn’t very expensive but more than worth it for what you get. *by B*** on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on February 8, 2022* Great for the price love the banner. The sash is a little flimsy. 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