---
product_id: 172603296
title: "Crazy Dog I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You Funny Sarcastic Shirt"
price: "€ 45.20"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/172603296-crazy-dog-i-dont-have-the-time-or-the-crayons
store_origin: HR
region: Croatia
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# Stretchy slim fit for comfort 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester blend Designed & printed in USA Crazy Dog I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You Funny Sarcastic Shirt

**Price:** € 45.20
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 😎 Wear your sarcasm loud, your comfort louder!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Crazy Dog I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You Funny Sarcastic Shirt
- **How much does it cost?** € 45.20 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/172603296-crazy-dog-i-dont-have-the-time-or-the-crayons)

## Best For

- Customers looking for quality international products

## Why This Product

- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Inclusive Sizing:** Available up to 5XL so everyone can join the witty squad.
- • **Bold, Lasting Print:** State-of-the-art USA printing ensures vibrant sarcasm that won’t fade or crack.
- • **Soft Vintage Comfort:** Ringspun cotton blend delivers a cozy, worn-in feel that fits like a dream.
- • **Tailored for Confidence:** Slim fit with stretch hugs your shape—order up if you want a relaxed vibe.
- • **Effortless Style Upgrade:** Pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, or sweatpants for instant cool.

## Overview

This Crazy Dog sarcastic tee combines a premium 60/40 cotton-polyester blend with a slim, stretchy fit for all-day comfort. Printed in the USA with high-grade ink, it guarantees vibrant, fade-resistant graphics. Designed for millennials who value humor and style, it’s machine washable and available in extended sizes up to 5XL.

## Description

Buy Crazy Dog Mens I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You T Shirt Funny Sarcastic Humor Offensive Joke Tee for Guys Heather Navy XL: Shop top fashion brands T-Shirts at desertcart.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY and Returns possible on eligible purchases

Review: PERFECT. - Perfect gift. Fit well and nice fabric. Great price and seller. Loved it. Happy New Year.
Review: Good shirt - Came vacuum sealed

## Features

- LAUGH OUT LOUD: Our witty, sarcastic humor t-shirts are the perfect combination of high-quality and awesome! Whether you're out at a party with your buds or working out in the gym, show you have a sense of humor in one of our cool tees.
- MEN'S FIT: We made this T-shirt into the perfect combination of comfy and awesome! It’s a stretchy, super soft material, but the fitted tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes.
- HERE IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: Crazy Dog manufactures its awesome tees to be the best super soft, high-quality shirts. They are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable vintage fit and feel. The stretchy material will conform to any body shape so you look your best. Pair our creative apparel with your favorite jeans, shorts, or cozy sweatpants.
- SUPERIOR DESIGN: All of Crazy Dog's awesome t-shirts are designed and printed in the USA with the highest grade ink on state-of-the-art equipment. Made with 100% pre-shrunk poly cotton blends, our merchandise is designed to last and won’t fade over time. The front print will remain vibrant and the back will remain blank. This stretchy and super soft material also ensures the tee is comfortable and fitted.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and funny or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Explore our range; larger sizes are available (3XL, 4XL, and 5XL) for all of our novelty designs.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Care instructions | Machine Wash |
| Fabric type | 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester |
| Neck style | Crew Neck |
| Origin | Made in USA or Imported. |

## Images

![Crazy Dog I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You Funny Sarcastic Shirt - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71hTlVLNFdL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size, Special Size Type** options.

## Questions & Answers

**Q: I’m 5”6 and weigh 205 what size should I order ?**
A: I usually order 2x every crazy dog shirt  They have been true to size.

**Q: I bough this shirt. Its crap. Its too short?**
A: That's too bad. My husband's shirt fits well. Maybe you could exchange it for a larger one.

**Q: What size is the collar?**
A: A normal round neck line like most tee shirts

**Q: What is the percentage of cotton and polyester?**
A: 60%Cotton
40%Polyester

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ PERFECT.
*by J***H on January 5, 2026*

Perfect gift. Fit well and nice fabric. Great price and seller. Loved it. Happy New Year.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good shirt
*by A***A on December 25, 2025*

Came vacuum sealed

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Soft T -shirt great fit with the women’s cut
*by R***S on August 17, 2025*

I have a collection of “sarcastic T-shirts” and when I saw this I had to have it! The T-shirts material is light weight and very soft. It is comfortable to wear. I like the fact you can order the T-shirt in men’s or women’s cuts. I got a women’s cut and live the fit and the fact the cut is curved. It’s a great t-shirt in my rotation and I’ve worn it once and folks always ask where I found the shirt.

## Frequently Bought Together

- Crazy Dog I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You Funny Sarcastic Shirt
- Crazy Dog Mens T Shirts Funny Sarcastic Humor Adult Joke Tees for Guys

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*Product available on Desertcart Croatia*
*Store origin: HR*
*Last updated: 2026-03-17*