--- product_id: 202454974 title: "Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7\"x12\" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background)" brand: "generic" price: "€ 34.16" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/202454974-do-not-knock-or-ring-doorbell-funny-sign-for-front store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # Real birch wood 7"x12" size UV printed durability Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7"x12" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background) **Brand:** generic **Price:** € 34.16 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 😂 Make Your Doorway a Laughing Matter! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7"x12" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background) by generic - **How much does it cost?** € 34.16 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/202454974-do-not-knock-or-ring-doorbell-funny-sign-for-front) ## Best For - generic enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted generic brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Durable Design:** UV printed to withstand the test of time. - • **Perfectly Sized:** Just right for visibility without being obnoxious. - • **Functional & Fun:** Thick jute cord for easy hanging, with a humorous twist. - • **Handcrafted Quality:** Proudly made in Ohio with care and precision. - • **Leave a Lasting Impression:** Crafted to bring smiles, not frowns! ## Overview This humorous 'Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell' sign measures 7"x12" and is handcrafted from real birch wood in Ohio. It features UV printing for long-lasting visibility and comes with a thick natural jute cord for easy display. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to your front door while keeping delivery drivers informed. ## Description Let them know that it’s best to just leave what they need to leave and then leave… quietly. Otherwise, there’s all kinds of mayhem and it’s just not necessary to interrupt a peaceful day. You already know to check the porch for packages in the evening, so there’s no need for the UPS or driver to wake the sleeping beasts. It’s best to let them lie. Hang our funny sign. That’ll do the trick. ## Features - Leave ‘Em Laughing: No reason to tick off the delivery drivers. Instead, make them smile while you let them know that’s it ok to drop and run. - Perfect Size of 7"x12": It’s not too big to piss off the neighbors and not to small that idiots can’t see it. - Yep, Handcrafted in Ohio: It’s from our woodshop in the heart of the USA, where we make signs and other interesting wood creations. This one’s made from 1/4” birch plywood with no MDF - UV Printed: So it lasts and won’t fade. No reason for people not to see it as they reach for your doorbell. - Thick Natural Jute Cord: Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done. ## Images ![Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7"x12" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/A1mSMb78JbL.jpg) ![Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7"x12" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background) - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/81mAI+Me7fL.jpg) ![Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7"x12" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background) - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/91DE10+ipGL.jpg) ![Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7"x12" Sign - Made in the USA (Light Wood Background) - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/A1zIz6llO5L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars Unintended consequence *by C***A on Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2022* Product is fine. Good quality.However this sign actually made MORE people ring the bell and knock. It's like telling a toddler not to touch something and now that's all they want to do. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars Dogs barking *by J***E on Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2023* Hopefully this will stop people from ringing the bell or knocking on the door. Dogs go wild. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars Good buy *by C***O on Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2023* I have dogs and two babies so for people and delivery drivers know that now for my dogs not to bark or kids waking up to all the dogs plus people knocking on door. I have cameras all over my house so I can see anyone coming up to my house. I don’t need people knocking. So this sign is perfect for us. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.hr/products/202454974-do-not-knock-or-ring-doorbell-funny-sign-for-front](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/202454974-do-not-knock-or-ring-doorbell-funny-sign-for-front) --- *Product available on Desertcart Croatia* *Store origin: HR* *Last updated: 2026-05-21*