--- product_id: 410025375 title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)" brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time" price: "€ 47.44" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 9 url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/410025375-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # 100% Vegan Ingredients 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies Written by Pro Comedy Writers Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies) **Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time **Price:** € 47.44 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🍀 Crack open chaos with every bite – fortune’s never been this funny! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time - **How much does it cost?** € 47.44 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/410025375-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those) ## Best For - miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Locally Crafted:** Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana. - • **Vegan & Guilt-Free:** 100% plant-based treats—no meat, just misfortune. - • **Sweet & Salty Combo:** Deliciously sweet cookies paired with hilariously salty fortunes. - • **Twisted Humor Inside:** Outrageous fortunes that spark laughter and lively conversations. - • **Perfect Party Starter:** Kick off your St. Patrick’s or any gathering with racy, unforgettable fun. ## Overview Miss Fortunes offers a box of 12 individually wrapped green fortune cookies featuring irreverent, professionally written comedic fortunes. These 100% vegan cookies blend sweet flavors with salty, twisted predictions, making them the ultimate conversation starter for parties, especially St. Patrick’s Day. Proudly made in Indianapolis, they rank #8 in Fortune Cookies and deliver a unique blend of humor and snack-time delight. ## Description The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth without ever sugarcoating your destiny. Born in a sweaty, dimly-lit office of a TV comedy show, it began as a contest among us writers whenever late night Chinese food arrived. The rules: Open your fortune cookie and make up the worst possible fortune you could think of. Funniest fortune gets dinner paid for. Before long, we had dozens of twisted fortunes and someone asked, “Hey is this a business?” Most of us heartily agreed: No chance. But a few of us said, "Well, maybeeee.” And now here we are, hundreds of mis-fortunes later, trying to brighten your day with some unfortunate news. ## Features - IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing. - A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs. - 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat. - INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross. - MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Asin | B09SP8CZDB | | Best Sellers Rank | #8 in Fortune Cookies | | Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes | | Product Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches; 3.9 ounces | | Units | 3.9 Ounce | | Upc | 658238851415 | ## Product Details - **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME - **Flavor:** Vanilla - **Number of Items:** 12 - **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Gift, St. Patrick's Day - **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce ## Images ![Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71wtzk2+4mL.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Color, Size** options. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious Gift *by on Reviewed in the United States July 21, 2026* They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻 ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Worth the money *by on Reviewed in the United States June 18, 2026* They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣 ### ⭐⭐⭐ Not like the gane *by on Reviewed in the United States July 16, 2026* Tastes good but fortunes are not as silly and funny as I had hoped. Some are kind of dumb ## Frequently Bought Together - Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! 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