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product_id: 410025375
title: "The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "€ 38.05"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
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region: Croatia
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# 100% vegan ingredients Perfect for parties & gifts 12 unique, cheeky fortunes The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** € 38.05
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🥠 Crack open your destiny—if you dare! Laughs guaranteed, luck not included.

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** € 38.05 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/410025375-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those-finger-d-by-fate)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Plant-Powered Mischief:** 100% vegan fortune cookies that satisfy your sweet tooth without compromise.
- • **Crafted in the Heartland:** Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.
- • **No Sugarcoating Your Fate:** Sweet cookies with salty, irreverent fortunes—because your destiny deserves a little spice.
- • **Party Starter Extraordinaire:** Inject instant fun and conversation with edgy, racy messages designed to break the ice.
- • **Unforgettable Laughs in Every Crack:** 12 individually wrapped cookies, each with a one-of-a-kind, hilariously twisted fortune.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Unlucky Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly fortune cookies filled with professionally written, irreverently funny fortunes. Perfect for parties, gifts, or any occasion craving a cheeky twist, these vanilla-flavored cookies are crafted in Indianapolis and promise no repeats—just pure, mischievous entertainment.

## Description

The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth without ever sugarcoating your destiny. Devilishly red, always cheeky, sometimes shocking, these fortune cookies add a twist to any occasion. Ideal for parties & gatherings where cheeky fun will get the laughs going. 12 distinct messages in each box. No repeats guaranteed. Themed collections & specially selected combo packs. The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth without ever sugarcoating your destiny. Devilishly red, always cheeky, sometimes shocking, these fortune cookies add a twist to any occasion. Ideal for parties & gatherings where cheeky fun will get the laughs going. 12 distinct messages in each box. No repeats guaranteed. Themed collections & specially selected combo packs. Add a touch of devilish charm to your next event or gift. Crack open a Miss Fortune cookie and prepare for some delicious misery! How did we get our start? Born in a sweaty, dimly-lit office of a TV comedy show, it began as a contest among us writers whenever late night Chinese food arrived. The rules: Open your fortune cookie and make up the worst possible fortune you could think of. Funniest fortune gets dinner paid for. Before long, we had dozens of twisted fortunes and someone asked, “Hey is this a business?” Most of us heartily agreed: No chance. But a few of us said, "Well, maybeeee.” And now here we are, hundreds of mis-fortunes later, trying to brighten your day with some unfortunate news. How did we get our start? Born in a sweaty, dimly-lit office of a TV comedy show, it began as a contest among us writers whenever late night Chinese food arrived. The rules: Open your fortune cookie and make up the worst possible fortune you could think of. Funniest fortune gets dinner paid for. Before long, we had dozens of twisted fortunes and someone asked, “Hey is this a business?” Most of us heartily agreed: No chance. But a few of us said, "Well, maybeeee.” And now here we are, hundreds of mis-fortunes later, trying to brighten your day with some unfortunate news. SASSY DOZEN Show Off Your Questionable Taste. SASSY DOZEN Show Off Your Questionable Taste. DIRTY DOZEN Not For the Faint of Heart. DIRTY DOZEN Not For the Faint of Heart. FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY Offend Someone You Love Today. FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY Offend Someone You Love Today. BOOZY DOZEN It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth. BOOZY DOZEN It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth. BIRTHDAY DOZEN Fortune Favors The Old. BIRTHDAY DOZEN Fortune Favors The Old. UNLUCKY DOZEN Your Luck Just Ran Out. UNLUCKY DOZEN Your Luck Just Ran Out. QUEER DOZEN Taste the Rainbow. And the Regret. QUEER DOZEN Taste the Rainbow. And the Regret. Try Miss Fortunes Combo Packs

Review: Such a fun little touch! - These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!
Review: Clever! - Took them to book club. Everyone had a good laugh.

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09SP8CZDB |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #25,331 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #7 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Unlucky Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 425 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Cookies, Individually_wrapped |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 5 Ounces |
| Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Gift, Graduation, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings |
| Set Name | 1 |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851415 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Gift, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Such a fun little touch!
*by R***I on May 21, 2026*

These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Clever!
*by K***R on May 8, 2026*

Took them to book club. Everyone had a good laugh.

### ⭐⭐⭐ Tasted good, several cookies had same fortune
*by R***W on December 27, 2025*

There were 12 cookies in the bag and several had the same fortune. Was hoping to have fun with these at a party (adults ranging from 46-80yrs old); however, some of the fortunes weren't that funny, borderline cruel 😕 Packaged well and tasted good.

## Frequently Bought Together

- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Green Fortune Cookies For St. Patrick's Day, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)
- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)
- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth, Mardi Gras Party Starter, Written by Porfessional Comedy Writers (12 cookies), Red

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*Last updated: 2026-06-19*