--- product_id: 48161203 title: "Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal CZE01823 The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game" brand: "cryptozoic entertainment" price: "FREE" currency: EUR in_stock: false reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/48161203-cryptozoic-entertainment-portal-cze01823-the-uncooperative-cake-acquisition-game store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # 4 players 7.62 x 26.67 x 26.67 cm 861.83 g Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal CZE01823 The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game **Brand:** cryptozoic entertainment **Price:** FREE **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > πŸŽ‰ Get ready to cake it till you make it! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal CZE01823 The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game by cryptozoic entertainment - **How much does it cost?** FREE with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/48161203-cryptozoic-entertainment-portal-cze01823-the-uncooperative-cake-acquisition-game) ## Best For - cryptozoic entertainment enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted cryptozoic entertainment brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - β€’ **🍰 Cake is the Goal:** Compete to acquire the most cake before your Test Subjects vanish! - β€’ **πŸ”„ Dynamic Gameplay:** Experience constantly shifting challenges with every turn. - β€’ **πŸ‘Ά Family-Friendly Fun:** Perfect for ages 15 and up, making it a great choice for game nights! - β€’ **🎲 Unleash Your Strategy:** Engage in a thrilling game of area control and cardplay. - β€’ **πŸ•ΉοΈ No Assembly Required:** Dive straight into the funβ€”no setup hassle! ## Overview The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game by Cryptozoic Entertainment is a fast-paced board game designed for 4 players aged 15 and up. With dimensions of 7.62 x 26.67 x 26.67 cm and weighing 861.83 g, this game features 120 pieces and offers a unique blend of strategy and unpredictability as players navigate a lab filled with perilous chambers. ## Description With a grinding of gears and some uneasy rumbling, Aperture Laboratories has resumed testing! Your team of Test Subjects have entered the Lab and are ready to perform all sorts of important, dignified, and dangerous testing procedures all in the pursuit of Cake! It’s a fun and funny fast-paced fight to the finish. And by finish, we mean your team probably died. The Lab is an ever-changing conveyor belt of death and dismemberment. But scienctific progress must be at the forefront of the mind of every good Test Subject. In this game of constantly shifting area control and cardplay, players move and Portal their Test Subjects to various Chambers in the Lab. At the end of each player’s turn, one of the Chambers on the end of the Lab gives way, plunging all Test Subjects on it into oblivion. But should your Test Subjects have numbered greater than all others in the falling Chamber, they earn you some wonderful parting gifts, which can include Cake. Yet, these moist slices of industrial-grade Cake must be stored in the Lab, where they are at risk of falling into said oblivion. Not to mention that your jealous opponents can pick up your Cake and move it closer to that precipice. He who has acquired the most Cake when a team has lost its last Test Subject is the winner. Do you risk gathering Cake early for a quick win? Or do you bide your time and wait until you can protect it better? Win the game and prove the Cake was no lie. 1 Manual, 1 Resource Board, 18 Test Chamber Panels, 20 Aperture Cards/Characters, 4 Over-sized Portal Gun Cards, 32 Test Subject Miniatures, 32 Cake Slice Miniatures, 1 Turret Miniature, 1 Companion Cube Miniature, 2 Portal Tokens, 1 GLADOS Token, 1 Steam Activation Code (for a free copy of Portal 2) ## Features - Portal Board Game - The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game - In this game of constantly shifting area control and cardplay, players move and Portal their Test Subjects to various Chambers in the Lab - At the end of each player's turn, one of the Chambers on the end of the Lab gives way, plunging all Test Subjects on it into oblivion. - He who has acquired the most Cake when a team has lost its last Test Subject is the winner. - This Portal The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Board Game is for ages 15 years and over ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Age Range Description | 15 years + | | Are Batteries Required | No | | Asin | B00TVQ00BI | | Best Sellers Rank | 491,783 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games) 10,071 in Board Games (Toys & Games) | | Brand Name | Cryptozoic Entertainment | | Colour | Multicoloured | | Cpsia Cautionary Statement | Choking Hazard - Small Parts | | Customer Package Type | Standard Packaging | | Customer Reviews | 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (389) 4.4 out of 5 stars | | Edition | Edition: United Kingdom | | Educational Objective | Develop strategic thinking and decision-making skills in a fun and engaging way | | Estimated Playing Time | 30 Minutes | | Game Mechanics | Area Control, Card Game | | Genre | Area Control, Strategy, Possibly Bluffing and Storytelling | | Global Trade Identification Number | 00815442018236 | | Included Components | Game | | Indoor Outdoor Usage | Indoor | | Is Assembly Required | No | | Item Dimensions | 7.6 x 26.7 x 26.7 centimetres | | Item Part Number | 18236CZE | | Item Type Name | Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game | | Item Weight | 881 Grams | | Manufacturer | Cryptozoic Entertainment | | Manufacturer Part Number | 18236CZE | | Material Type | Cardboard, Plastic | | Maximum Age Recommendation | 216.0 | | Minimum Age Recomendation | 180 | | Minimum Age Recommendation | 6.0 | | Model Number | 18236CZE | | Number Of Items | 1 | | Number Of Packs | 1 | | Number Of Players | 4 | | Operation Mode | Manual | | Rulebook Availability | Printed Included | | Set Name | Portal | | Size | 10.5 inches (W) x 3 inches (L) x 10.5 inches (H) | | Sub Brand | Portal | | Supported Battery Types | No batteries required | | Theme | Science Fiction | | Unit Count | 1.0 count | | Upc | 815442018236 | ## Product Details - **Brand:** Cryptozoic Entertainment - **Theme:** Science Fiction - **Genre:** Area Control, Strategy, Possibly Bluffing and Storytelling - **Number of players:** 4 - **Edition:** Standard Edition ## Images ![Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal CZE01823 The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61iC5IWGDuL.jpg) ![Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal CZE01823 The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61klpAEvwwL.jpg) ## Questions & Answers **Q: How many players is this game made for?** A: As confirmed by my illustrious forebears, 2-4 players with a recommended age of 15+ **Q: Does this come with a real portal gun?** A: Sadly no haha...Mine didn't anyway **Q: What age is this suitable for? a clever Is 8 too young?** A: If he is OK with tactical games he will be fine. It is very kill and be killed by the other players every turn so if he is ok with that too he will be fine. The hardest thing about this game was reading the instructions! But once you get to grips with it, it's quit fun. My son was 9 when I got this game, he is into warhammer, chess, (we play a lot of different board games that adults and kids can enjoy) and he enjoyed this game.Hope that helps. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fantastically innovative board game *by on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 15 June 2016* Probably the most interesting board game I've ever played. Changes completely each time you play, greatly involves everyone into thinking and strategizing, and things never quite work out how you planned them. Highly recommended, doesn't take a lot to learn how to play either. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A surprisingly fun and tactical game with cake! *by on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 4 February 2017* I was sceptical at first expecting the game to be a money spin with little depth. I was completely wrong! This is a really fun board game that translates all the novelty of the original games into an unusual tabletop format.To be honest I was sold when I unpacked the companion cube but still this is a great game in its own right and well worth a space on your shelf! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Recommended for Portal fans *by on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 10 November 2015* This game is great fun for anyone familiar with the Portal/Portal 2 videogames. Knowledge of the games isn't necessary, but I don't think you'd get much out of this without at least a passing understanding of what Portal is as the mechanics revolve around completing the test chambers depicted in the games.The game pieces and cards are very high quality, although the choice to make two of the shades of colours almost identical (purple and red) is a bit maddening. Game is pretty easy to figure out, within 2 rounds we all had the mechanics down. Highly recommended for Portal fans. ## Frequently Bought Together - Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal The Uncooperative Board Game - Jinx Portal 2 Rubber Bracelet Set (Multicolor, Medium) - Leyland Designs Portal Cat Sticker Outdoor Rated Vinyl Sticker Decal for Windows, Bumpers, Laptops or Crafts 5" --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - πŸ›’ **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** β€” Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** β€” Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - πŸ’° **No Hidden Fees** β€” All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - πŸ”„ **15-Day Free Returns** β€” Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - πŸ”’ **Secure Payments** β€” Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** β€” Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.hr/products/48161203-cryptozoic-entertainment-portal-cze01823-the-uncooperative-cake-acquisition-game](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/48161203-cryptozoic-entertainment-portal-cze01823-the-uncooperative-cake-acquisition-game) --- *Product available on Desertcart Croatia* *Store origin: HR* *Last updated: 2026-09-20*