--- product_id: 58844911 title: "Abusive Balloons – \"You are dead to us now\" x 5 - Funny balloons for office colleagues" brand: "lead balloons" price: "€ 0.02" currency: EUR in_stock: false reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/58844911-abusive-balloons-you-are-dead-to-us-now-x-5 store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # 100% biodegradable natural latex 5-pack of bold black balloons helium or air fill for versatile fun Abusive Balloons – "You are dead to us now" x 5 - Funny balloons for office colleagues **Brand:** lead balloons **Price:** € 0.02 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 🎈 Make your party the talk of the office with a cheeky twist! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Abusive Balloons – "You are dead to us now" x 5 - Funny balloons for office colleagues by lead balloons - **How much does it cost?** € 0.02 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/58844911-abusive-balloons-you-are-dead-to-us-now-x-5) ## Best For - lead balloons enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted lead balloons brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Ready to Use, No Fuss:** Comes in a convenient 5-pack with no assembly or batteries needed - • **Eco-Conscious Party Vibes:** Made from biodegradable natural latex—fun that’s guilt-free - • **Perfect for Office Banter:** Cheeky, rude, and hilarious—guaranteed to spark conversations - • **Stand Out with Dark Humor:** Unique 'You are dead to us now' design you won't find anywhere else - • **Versatile Inflation Options:** Fill with helium or air for indoor or outdoor mischief ## Overview Abusive Balloons are a set of 5 black, biodegradable latex balloons printed with the edgy phrase 'You are dead to us now.' Designed for adults 18+, these versatile balloons can be inflated with helium or air, perfect for adding a bold, humorous touch to any party or office gathering. ## Description Do you have a collegaue that is leaving for a new job? Are they breaking up the old team, leaving you in the lurch? Spice up their leaving do with some abusive balloons. Completely unique, these rude balloons will really get your true feelings across. Adults only This is a pack of 5 black balloons with the bleak phrase "YOU ARE DEAD TO US NOW" Stand out from the crowd, be a bit different and break away from the norm, opt for a balloon decoration with a difference, offensive balloons are the way forward, we’re sure they’ll have your colleagues laughing and wishing they had found these balloons first BUY NOW! Avoid boring, personalised balloons, forget balloons the colour of rainbows, buy our rude balloons instead.❤ Designed, printed and bagged up with love in UK ## Features - UNIQUE DESIGN – You will not find these in the shops. Packs of 5 - HELIUM – our rude party balloons can be filled with air or helium making them versatile and suitable for all party scenarios, indoor or outdoor - BLACK – we wanted to be as depressing as we could with our colour choice so we of course opted for black party balloons - BLEAK – enough of the cheery messages, we wanted to be as abusive as we could, our funny balloons for adults are naughty, cheeky, and downright rude, everyone loves them! - BIO-DEGRADABLE – made from natural latex, our printed balloons are bio-degradable, so better for the environment, as if you even care! ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Package Dimensions | 13.4 x 10 x 1 cm; 25 g | | Manufacturer recommended age | 18 years and up | | Educational Objective(s) | Creativity | | Number of pieces | 5 | | Assembly Required | No | | Batteries Required? | No | | Batteries included? | No | | Material Type(s) | Rubber | | Remote Control Included? | No | | Colour | Black | | ASIN | B074GG77HX | ## Product Details - **Colour:** Black - **Included components:** Balloon - **Material:** Rubber - **Size:** One Size - **Brand:** LEAD BALLOONS - **CPSIA cautionary statement:** Choking Hazard - Balloon - **Special feature:** Biodegradable - **Shape:** Oval - **UPC:** 761856511262 - **Manufacturer:** Lead Balloons ## Images ![Abusive Balloons – "You are dead to us now" x 5 - Funny balloons for office colleagues - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/513gEmDpG4L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ As you asked so nicely Steve *by R***P on 22 November 2018* A great way to let our colleague know how much we hate her for leaving us in this god forsaken hell hole we call work. What a bitch! These good quality balloons lasted all night at the pub whilst we celebrated never having to see her moody face ever again and she got to take them home as a reminder. Happy days. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Delivery time *by A***R on 16 August 2018* Good quality balloons at a good price. As a suggestion would be good if you could choose which way up for the words as if the balloons are hanging down the words are upside down. Helium is expensive just to have the words right way up. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Abusing balloon leaving do! *by A***E on 11 July 2018* Arrived in excellent time and went down a treat at a leaving do, laughing all night! One friend even deflated one to frame in her new home- will purchase again! --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.hr/products/58844911-abusive-balloons-you-are-dead-to-us-now-x-5](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/58844911-abusive-balloons-you-are-dead-to-us-now-x-5) --- *Product available on Desertcart Croatia* *Store origin: HR* *Last updated: 2026-04-23*