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product_id: 61033345
title: "Grow a Girlfriend ~ Fun Joke Novelty ~ Funny Gift Stocking Fillet Secret Santa"
brand: "festival of fun"
price: "€ 11.83"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 2
url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/61033345-grow-a-girlfriend-fun-joke-novelty-funny-gift-stocking-fillet
store_origin: HR
region: Croatia
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# starts expanding in 2 hours 600% growth in water reusable, shrinks back Grow a Girlfriend ~ Fun Joke Novelty ~ Funny Gift Stocking Fillet Secret Santa

**Brand:** festival of fun
**Price:** € 11.83
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 💧 Grow your fun, not your dating stress!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Grow a Girlfriend ~ Fun Joke Novelty ~ Funny Gift Stocking Fillet Secret Santa by festival of fun
- **How much does it cost?** € 11.83 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/61033345-grow-a-girlfriend-fun-joke-novelty-funny-gift-stocking-fillet)

## Best For

- festival of fun enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted festival of fun brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfect Gag Gift:** Ideal for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, or that quirky office mate.
- • **Instant Fun Growth:** Watch your mini mate expand up to 6x her size in just days!
- • **Conversation Starter:** Break the ice with a cheeky, playful novelty that’s impossible to ignore.
- • **Effortless Activation:** Simply drop in water—no batteries, no assembly, zero hassle.
- • **Reusable Entertainment:** Shrinks back to original size for endless laughs and repeat fun.

## Overview

Grow A Girlfriend is a quirky novelty toy made of rubber that expands up to 600% when soaked in water within 2 hours. It shrinks back when dried, allowing for repeated use. Perfect as a humorous gift or icebreaker, it requires no batteries or assembly and comes brand new in packaging.

## Description

Product description               Grow A Girlfriend!  Can't get a perfect date? Then just grow the perfect mate!  Simply place this little rubbery woman in water and within the first 2 hours she will start to grow!  Over the next few days she will get bigger and bigger, growing up to 600% her original size!   Once removed from water she will slowly shrink back to her original size, so she can be grown again and again!!  Just the thing for that lonely co-worker, seemingly always single friend or no hopes family member!  Brand New In Packaging                  Directions               Place the product in water to initiate growth.

## Features

- Grow A Girlfriend! ~ Can't get a perfect date? Then just grow the perfect mate!
- Simply place this little rubbery woman in water and within the first 2 hours she will start to grow!
- Over the next few days she will get bigger and bigger, growing up to 600% her original size!
- Brand New In Packaging

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Educational Objective(s) | Numeracy & Literacy |
| Assembly Required | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Batteries included? | No |
| tech_spec_battery_description_toys | No batteries required |
| Material Type(s) | Rubber |
| Remote Control Included? | No |
| Colour | Pink |
| ASIN | B077RXCH25 |

## Images

![Grow a Girlfriend ~ Fun Joke Novelty ~ Funny Gift Stocking Fillet Secret Santa - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81+FsA32ckL.jpg)
![Grow a Girlfriend ~ Fun Joke Novelty ~ Funny Gift Stocking Fillet Secret Santa - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/6186W-ienXL.jpg)
![Grow a Girlfriend ~ Fun Joke Novelty ~ Funny Gift Stocking Fillet Secret Santa - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Q81hg6iyL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Grows in 3 days
*by A***R on 26 December 2024*

I am so pleased with my new girlfriend. She has beautiful curves and smiles at me every morning.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Moist
*by O***C on 13 September 2018*

I gave this to my teacher as a gift because he kept complaining how no one would get in a relationship with him... now he has one 😂

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*Product available on Desertcart Croatia*
*Store origin: HR*
*Last updated: 2026-03-02*