--- product_id: 627168698 title: "Bad Parking Cards - 100Pcs You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards - Funny Parking Violation Tickets & Prank Gag Gifts for Drivers - Multi-Reason Notice for Windshields (3.5\" x 2\" Red)" brand: "cdxhome" price: "€ 17.61" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 category: "Cdxhome" url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/627168698-bad-parking-cards-100pcs-you-absolutely-suck-at-parking-cards store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # Multi-reason checkbox system for instant clarity Premium 14PT cardstock, sturdy & professional 100 vivid red cards for max visibility Bad Parking Cards - 100Pcs You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards - Funny Parking Violation Tickets & Prank Gag Gifts for Drivers - Multi-Reason Notice for Windshields (3.5" x 2" Red) **Brand:** cdxhome **Price:** € 17.61 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🛑 Call out bad parking with style and zero regrets! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Bad Parking Cards - 100Pcs You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards - Funny Parking Violation Tickets & Prank Gag Gifts for Drivers - Multi-Reason Notice for Windshields (3.5" x 2" Red) by cdxhome - **How much does it cost?** € 17.61 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/627168698-bad-parking-cards-100pcs-you-absolutely-suck-at-parking-cards) ## Best For - cdxhome enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted cdxhome brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **100-Pack Power:** Stock up with 100 cards—perfect for pranking friends, managing private lots, or taming chaotic parking zones. - • **Checkbox Clarity:** Witty multi-reason checklist on the back means no pen needed—just tick, leave, and walk away. - • **Hilarious Yet Harmless:** Official-looking but funny, these cards turn parking rage into laughs, making them the ultimate gag gift. - • **Instant Justice, Zero Drama:** Bright red, impossible-to-ignore cards deliver your message without sticky residue or damage. - • **Premium Feel, Serious Impact:** Heavy-duty 14PT cardstock with smooth finish feels like a real citation, adding weight to your prank. ## Overview This pack of 100 bright red, 3.5" x 2" parking violation cards features a clever multi-reason checkbox system on premium 14PT cardstock. Designed to be slid under windshield wipers without damage, these non-adhesive cards deliver a humorous yet impactful message to inconsiderate parkers. Ideal as a prank or practical tool, they combine durability, visibility, and wit to transform parking frustration into lighthearted justice. ## Description It's time to express your sentiments with flair and finesse. Transform the mundane act of handing out parking warnings into an art form. Our value pack of 100 cards is your arsenal against the parking-challenged, adding a touch of sophistication to your quest for orderly parking. Crafted with care from 14PT thick cardstock, these cards boast a smooth surface that feels as satisfying to touch as it is to use. Our cards feature a genius multi-reasons notice system – the perfect blend of efficiency and effectiveness. Tick the applicable reason, from inconsiderate parking to outright idiocy, and let the card speak for you. Quantity: 100 cards Material: Premium quality 14PT thick cardstock Size: 3.5" x 2" inches with rounded corners Review: Hilarious, Harmless Prank That Delivers Every Time - These “You Absolutely Suck At Parking” cards are absolutely hilarious and perfectly executed as a prank. At first glance they look just official enough to cause a moment of panic, but once read, the message is so over-the-top funny that it instantly turns into laughter instead of anger. The cards are well printed, sturdy, and easy to slip under a windshield wiper without damaging anything. They’re clearly meant as a joke—not mean-spirited or aggressive—making them a fun way to call out truly awful parking without starting a confrontation. I appreciate that they’re clever rather than crude, and they work great as a gag gift or for lighthearted fun with friends and family. Every time one gets used, it becomes a story. If you enjoy harmless pranks and good-natured humor, these are a fantastic buy. Funny, memorable, and exactly what they claim to be. This is a reorder because I already handed out a full pack because you all suck at parking!! Review: LOVE IT !! - ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE. It's such a good funny gift but also is funny to give out. Got them for a friend and he used up all of them. The options on the back are good and overall is a good product. Size is about the same as a business card. ## Features - INSTANT JUSTICE SERVED: Don't let bad drivers ruin your day. Unleash your frustration instantly with these bright red, impossible-to-ignore cards. Whether they blocked your driveway or double-parked, tell them exactly how you feel: "You Absolutely Suck At Parking." - THE ULTIMATE CHECKBOX SYSTEM: No need to find a pen. The back features a witty multi-reason checklist covering every parking sin—from "Blocking the Driveway" to "Parking Like an Idiot." Just tick the box, leave the card, and walk away with a smile. - PREMIUM 14PT CARDSTOCK (NOT FLIMSY PAPER): Unlike cheap knock-offs that blow away, our cards are crafted from heavy-duty 14PT cardstock with a smooth, professional finish. They feel like real citations, adding weight to your message. - ZERO DAMAGE, MAXIMUM IMPACT: Get your revenge without the lawsuit. These are non-adhesive cards (not stickers) that slide easily under windshield wipers or into driver-side windows. No sticky residue, just pure, harmless shame for the violator. - HILARIOUS GAG GIFT: Perfect for that friend who always complains about traffic, dad, husband, or new drivers. A value pack of 100 ensures you (and your crew) are stocked up for pranks, private lots, and chaotic parking garages. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0CVS7WCHF | | Are batteries included? | No | | Best Sellers Rank | #53,597 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #159 in Business Cards #297 in Index Card Filing Products | | Brand Name | CDXHOME | | Color | Red | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (512) | | Is Part of an Assortment | No | | Item Dimensions L x W | 3.5"L x 2"W | | Item Weight | 0.1 Kilograms | | Manufacturer | CDXHOME | | Number of Items | 100 | | Number of Pieces | 100 | | Occasion | Violation Parking | | Other Special Features of the Product | Parking Violation Warning Cards | | Pattern | Solid | | Product Style | "You Suck at Parking" - Checkbox Style | | Size | 3.5'' X 2'' | | Target Audience | Unisex-Adults | | UPC | 717023285917 | | Unit Count | 1.0 Count | ## Images ![Bad Parking Cards - 100Pcs You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards - Funny Parking Violation Tickets & Prank Gag Gifts for Drivers - Multi-Reason Notice for Windshields (3.5" x 2" Red) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71wbGvJw30L.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Color** options. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious, Harmless Prank That Delivers Every Time *by G***N on December 30, 2025* These “You Absolutely Suck At Parking” cards are absolutely hilarious and perfectly executed as a prank. At first glance they look just official enough to cause a moment of panic, but once read, the message is so over-the-top funny that it instantly turns into laughter instead of anger. The cards are well printed, sturdy, and easy to slip under a windshield wiper without damaging anything. They’re clearly meant as a joke—not mean-spirited or aggressive—making them a fun way to call out truly awful parking without starting a confrontation. I appreciate that they’re clever rather than crude, and they work great as a gag gift or for lighthearted fun with friends and family. Every time one gets used, it becomes a story. If you enjoy harmless pranks and good-natured humor, these are a fantastic buy. Funny, memorable, and exactly what they claim to be. This is a reorder because I already handed out a full pack because you all suck at parking!! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ LOVE IT !! *by H***E on December 11, 2025* ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE. It's such a good funny gift but also is funny to give out. Got them for a friend and he used up all of them. The options on the back are good and overall is a good product. Size is about the same as a business card. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ So fun!!! *by J***Y on March 18, 2026* So fun! 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