---
product_id: 67374227
title: "If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem"
brand: "embtao"
price: "€ 12.80"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close
store_origin: HR
region: Croatia
---

# Compatible with tactical gear 3.5" x 1.5" size Washable & durable If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

**Brand:** embtao
**Price:** € 12.80
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 😂 Wear Your Wit with Pride!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by embtao
- **How much does it cost?** € 12.80 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close)

## Best For

- embtao enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted embtao brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfect Gift:** A unique addition for friends who love tactical gear!
- • **Durable Design:** Crafted to withstand the elements and keep you looking sharp.
- • **Make a Statement:** Show off your humor with this eye-catching patch!
- • **Non-Toxic Materials:** Safe for you and the environment.
- • **Versatile Attachment:** Easily affix to hats, jackets, or backpacks.

## Overview

This embroidered morale patch, measuring 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall, features a humorous message and is designed for easy attachment to tactical hats and gear. It comes with a compatible velcro hook backing and a loop tape, ensuring durability and washability. Perfect for personalizing your style on jeans, jackets, vests, and more!

## Description

If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

## Features

- Compatible-velcro hook backing for attachment to tactical hats and gear. The loop tape comes for free.
- Patch measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall.
- Safe & non-toxic. Washable and Durability.
- Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks and more!
- Package: 1 pcs compatible-velcro patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed in moisture proof bag.

## Images

![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61GbGbnI95L.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Great patch
  

*by A***R on Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2024*

Love this patch and it holds well

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Love this patch
  

*by K***R on Reviewed in the United States on August 15, 2023*

I love this patch. It is bold and direct like me. I am very to the point about my service dog and people not touching him. This makes it clear before someone asks me. And if they walk up and read it and are still dumb enough to ask at least they know the response they are going to get from the patch. If an owner of bold enough to have that kind of patch then they are bold enough to let you know to back the H$&@ off.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Does the job
  

*by C***S on Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2023*

I have a dog that isn’t fond of strangers and I always pre warn people who stupidly walk up on us when we’re out for a walk. I bought the patch incase the rather read instead. Also to protect us incase someone doesn’t listen to our warnings.

## Frequently Bought Together

- If You Can Read This You are Too Dame Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem
- EmbTao But Did You Die Morale Tactical Patch Embroidered Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem
- EmbTao Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Tactical Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

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*Product available on Desertcart Croatia*
*Store origin: HR*
*Last updated: 2026-03-15*