--- product_id: 773825591 title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)" brand: "miss fortunes" price: "€ 8.46" currency: EUR in_stock: false category: "Miss Fortunes" url: https://www.desertcart.hr/products/773825591-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your store_origin: HR region: Croatia --- # 100% Vegan Ingredients Professionally Written Hilarious Fortunes 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) **Brand:** miss fortunes **Price:** € 8.46 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 🥠 Crack open a cookie, unleash your twisted destiny! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes - **How much does it cost?** € 8.46 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hr](https://www.desertcart.hr/products/773825591-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your) ## Best For - miss fortunes enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted miss fortunes brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Locally Crafted:** Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, ensuring quality and a unique Midwestern twist. - • **All-Ages Approved:** Witty humor crafted by professional comedy writers, safe and fun for kids and adults alike. - • **Vegan & Inclusive:** 100% plant-based, allergen-conscious treats that everyone can enjoy guilt-free and without compromise. - • **Sassy Sweet & Salty:** Delightfully sweet cookies paired with hilariously salty fortunes that break the mold of traditional predictions. - • **Party-Ready Packaging:** Each cookie individually wrapped to keep freshness intact and perfect for sharing at any event. ## Overview Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies offer a unique twist on the classic treat with 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly cookies featuring professionally written, irreverently funny fortunes. Perfect for all ages and occasions, these cookies deliver a sweet crunch with a side of sharp humor, made locally in Indianapolis. ## Description The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing. ## Features - IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. - SAFE FOR ALL AGES: All the gloomy fun of our other Miss Fortunes, but without all the dirty talk. - 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat. - INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross. - MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0B14QWW3R | | ASIN | B0B14QWW3R | | Age Range Description | All Ages | | Allergen Information | Wheat | | Best Sellers Rank | #83,595 in Grocery ( See Top 100 in Grocery ) #11 in Fortune Cookies | | Brand Name | Miss fortunes | | Color | Sassy Dozen | | Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie | | Country as Labeled | United States | | Cuisine | Chinese cuisine | | Customer Reviews | 4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars (161) | | Customer reviews | 4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars (161) | | Diet Type | Vegan | | Flavor | Vanilla | | Item Dimensions | 10.8 x 6.4 x 25.4 centimeters | | Item Firmness Description | Firm | | Item Form | Fortune Cookie | | Item Package Weight | 0.13 Kilograms | | Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces | | Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes | | Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes | | Number of Items | 12 | | Number of Pieces | 12 | | Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day | | Package Type Name | Carton | | Product Benefits | Provides funny entertainment, suitable for all ages, and caters to vegan diets. | | Product Dimensions | 10.8 x 6.35 x 25.4 cm; 110.56 g | | Set Name | The Sassy Dozen | | Size | 0.33 Ounce (Pack of 12) | | Specialty | Vegan | | UPC | 658238851385 | | Unit Count | 3.9 Grams | ## Product Details - **Diet type:** Vegan - **Flavour:** Vanilla - **Number of Items:** 12 - **Occasion:** Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day - **Unit count:** 3.9 Grams ## Images ![Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! 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