No Hair Crew Intimate/Private At Home Hair Removal Cream for Men - Painless, Flawless, Soothing Depilatory for Manscaping Unwanted Coarse Male Body Hair, 100ml (2 Pack)

Leaving a review for this product will surely wreak havoc on my digital footprint, but since I bought it, I reckon the damage is already done. Since it would be colossally distasteful to provide pictures in my review, I'd like to use my words in order to be helpful and upfront with any fellows curious or nervous about slathering upon themselves a mysterious, viscous fluid with the destructive capacity to melt hair. First, I'm obliged to advise you not to be a fool. If you have any chronic rashes or skin conditions anywhere on your body, you probably already visit a dermatologist, so ask them about hair removal cream before you mess with it. Same goes for guys with a conspicuous amount of allergies. I, fortunately, am not afflicted by any of these sensitivities, so I have decided to cautiously test this for myself. I've not gone through and tested a dozen brands or anything, so this is my introduction to this product category. Your reasons for wanting to be rid of your body hair may differ from mine. For me, the stuff is just about everywhere, and I'm perfectly okay with that. Some guys do the whole limbs/chest/belly shaving bit, but I could never be bothered to get into it. There is one particular location, however, in which God decided men should be follically endowed, that I, perhaps in ignorance and rebellion, have found my whole life to be revolting. I don't want to be so dismissive of His design, but I've just never wanted a thick net of hair at and adjacent to the finish line of my digestive tract. I've let the growth remain there as long as I have simply because I wasn't going anywhere near this area with a razor blade... Not even once, let alone as a regular practice. I have finally decided to look into these specialized topical creams and I must say I am impressed after using this. Following the instructions closely, I first tested it on a very small area on the top front of my thigh. The cream smells nice when it is fresh, but a couple seconds after it contacts hair, the chemical reaction will begin to give off a faint odor that is very familiar if you've ever dealt with a plugged drain. The smell is that of a freshly extracted hair clump from out of a shower or sink. When my timer of 6 or 7 minutes was up, the hair even looked sludgy like that drain monster once I began scraping it up with the included plastic spatula and pulling it away from the area with bathroom tissue. Once I wiped away the remnants of hair and rinsed the top of the thigh with soap and water, I found the application area entirely bald and without any tactile or visible damage to the skin. Once the toe-dipping phase proved successful, I decided to place a hand mirror at the most unflattering angle mankind has ever known and, after ensuring the area was fully clean and dry, began applying a conservative amount of the product to the primary target, taking care not to apply directly on or within the exit hatch. I figured it probably wouldn't be the end of the world if some of the product contacted it inadvertently, but I didn't want to tempt fate. This time, to be extra careful of my skin, I waited the minimum instructed time of 4 minutes before I began wiping away the hair. Once I felt like I got everything that was going to surrender without a fight, I hopped in the shower and washed any product residue away with bar soap and warm water, washed my hands the same way, then continued to shower as usual. I am fresh from this shower as I write this, so as of this moment I cannot testify of long-term side effects, but right now I'm satisfied with the results! I am not a burn victim and I'm hairless in precisely the place I desired to be. What I am impressed with most is the accuracy. With no former practice in using the product, I pretty much got rid of hair exclusively where I expected with almost no missed spots or overreaches. Now that I've got the hang of it, I'm eventually going to move outwards to the fringe areas that can sometimes be in the path of the storm. If I encounter any issues or side effects with this product, I will revise this report, but as of this moment, I do encourage and recommend this to the brothers who are fed up with the tail fuzz. Chemists can do some astounding things.

Product worked as expected. No burning or rash. Smell is as described, burning tire fire. I only want to clean up my dangling bits. I applied it and noticed some got on my leg. Figured the damage is done lets even it up. Next thing I know my entire underwear region had cream applied. Satisfied with how well it worked and no burning but my wife said, " you look like a nude mole rat." 😜

I’ve been testing the No Hair Crew Intimate Hair Removal Cream, and it definitely gets the job done, though there is a bit of a learning curve to get the best results. The quality of the cream is high, and it’s clearly formulated to be gentle on sensitive skin, but the effectiveness really depends on how much you use. My biggest piece of advice: apply way more than you think you need. A thin layer won't cut it—you need a thick, even coat to fully penetrate the hair. The ease of use is decent, but I found that simply rinsing isn't enough; you really have to scrub it off afterwards (using a damp washcloth works best) to ensure all the hair actually comes away. I did have a bit of a hard time removing hair from the front compared to other areas, so that spot might require a slightly longer wait time or an even thicker application. In terms of longevity, the hair grows back fairly quickly—similar to shaving but without the itchy stubble or razor bumps. For the price, it’s a solid value for money if you want a painless alternative to waxing or shaving, as long as you're generous with the product. It’s a great, effective tool once you figure out the right technique!

Started applying on my pubic area above the twig and berries. Started top down as I figured the boys would be the most sensitive part. Worked my way down and within a minute started feeling tingling/burning on my balls. No sensation above or on my shaft which is always a pain to shave and the main reason I got this. But the balls. They were ablaze quick!!! Washed it off and they’re still red and a bit painful the following day. Applied some AD ointment because the red areas were actually weeping which indicates second degree burns. This seemed to help a bit. But I won’t be using this or a product like it again. I’d share a pic but nobody wants to see that. As for the rest of the area where the product was applied generously and was on a couple mins longer. It still didn’t remove all the hair. I followed directions to a T. So either I have tough hair or just extra sensative ball skin. Which I doubt because my skin isn’t sensitive to anything. If you plan on doing a large area with varying skin textures/thickness etc. I’d maybe suggest doing it in parts. And if you’re doing your balls. Maybe apply it VERY QUICK, do it for a min TIMED. And wipe it away. If it doesn’t take all the hair off, maybe wait a day or two and try again. I also suggest doing in the shower so if you even slightly start to feel a tingle. Spray it off QUICKLY. THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WORKING. It means you’re burning your skin. Everyone is different so I can only speak for my experience. But I took my time. Prepped properly. I’m adhd so you know I researched heavily! My main mistake was not having the shower on and ready or being in the shower when I first felt the tingle. It quickly went from a tingle to pain on the 30 seconds it took to turn on the shower. I’ll update if things get worst etc. for now. I’ll still with my manscaped lawn mower and my multi blade free bird for the balls. Good luck gents.

I’ll be the first to absolutely admit I was a skeptic. There is no way you just put some paste on, wait a few minutes and your gross hair falls off. Dudes, it works. I did a test application to the pubis area and waited four minutes and even using the scraper, the hair wouldn’t come off, so I waited the full eight minutes and low and behold as soon as I started scraping, it was like I was shaving. The hair just melted off into the scraper. The scraper is the KEY. I didn’t have any sort of chemical sensation or burning or tingling or anything So I slathered up the inner thighs, the twig, the berries, and the starfish canyon and after 6 1/2 minutes started scraping and it just came off like nothing It is so incredibly smooth and I have zero razor burn. I don’t know how they did it, but I am now a repeat customer forever. Three points to note: If you’re not careful with the scraper, you’ll leave long red streaks. I was digging pretty hard into my thighs to get the hair off, but they went away eventually. On the pubic area, I have really coarse hair there and had to do a second application to get the “stubble” left behind from the first application. After taking care of the starfish Canyon, DO NOT wash with any type of body wash or shampoo. That is the only time I felt any discomfort as it started to burn from body wash entering the presumably now open pores. Also, I recommend going commando with loose fitting sweats afterwards to make sure you let the area breathe. I guess time will tell to see if the 7 to 10 days between applications is true or if it starts to regrowing immediately. Still not having razor burn makes this worth the money.

You might be tired of shaving and want something more permanent but waxing sounds too painful. There are shavers and trimmers that have safeguards that either don't reach the desired smoothness, they're too expensive, or they work but you find yourself still wanting a more permanent solution. That's where these creams come in. I opened it, used the spatula to apply cream, not a whole lot but about a light medium amount and waited around 7 minutes to not go past 8 minutes like the box says. I was working with about 1 mm of growth and applied it to the whole downstairs area. I didn't scrape off the cream with the spatula but instead hopped straight into the shower, let the water rinse it off then started soaping the area, scrubbing, and rinsing off. You might need to use it more than once to get the results you're looking for. It could be how much of the product I used but there were still spots of patchiness, not entirely smooth but I don't mind. No burning, no weird smell, the product does have its own scent but nothing indicating hair being burned or anything like that. I promise you I am not being paid to advertise this, I decided on this product because you could apply it to the ball portion and because of the reviews. This has just been my experience, if you read the reviews then this might be helpful to know. All in all I'll continue using it because I don't mind having to use it more than once. Update: Doesn't get to the root, it doesn't stop growth for a long time. You effectively get the same results from shaving except with shaving it all comes off at once. From 4 stars to 3. Pros: no burning, no itching, no harsh chemical smells or fumes, no pain, no discomforting feeling, easy to use, can use on balls, shaft, inner thighs, taint, whole pubic area with zero stinging or burning cons: slightly ineffective and gimmicky, you get the same results if you just shave.

I was a bit skeptical about buying this product. But I read several reviews and decided, what the heck. I followed the instructions and did a small area not knowing what might happen. Well, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised at the results. I proceded to do a larger area and same results (hair GONE). Within an hour I managed to take care of the entire area, including my boys. I did have a bit of burn in my leg crease. But other than that, absolutely clean and smooth. Only time will tell how long it lasts. My hope is in time it will be permanent (but doubtful). I love the look and feel. This is a great product. When I run out I will be purchasing more.

Effective but oh my god, be ready for the smell. Someone else said it smelled like the huge clump of hair you pull from your clogged shower drain after using those drain clearing chemicals and I honestly don't think there's a more accurate way to put it. I'm not taking a star off because I think that's to be expected with hair burning chemical creams. But just be ready for it because there is no avoiding it... Other than that, works well. I have very thick and long body hair which made it hard to get the cream towards the root. Next time I'll probably use my electric trimmer just to trim it some. I know that *technically* defeats the purpose of the product but I personally would rather a long trim + cream to get all the hair over a razor. I also have really sensitive skin but had no issues with this, not even a tingling sensation. Maybe just some nausea from the smell...

Excellent

Product is very good and 100% effective. I test it 3 days then I put reviews. Only the thing is the time.... Applying time is different, if your under hairs are soft then wait for 7 minutes and if it's hard then wait for 9 to 10 minutes. There is no infection no any other reaction. Thanks seller 🙂

I haven’t had balls this smooth since I was 11

El producto tiene un olor a tinte para el cabello, es amable con la piel, la realidad es que no te lo quita a la primera, yo me lo aplico hasta 3 días para ver los resultados, no me irrita la piel y el resultado dura considerablemente. A pesar del uso, me dura para unos tres depiladas en general (ya tomando en cuando las 3 aplicaciones por depilada). Le pongo 5 estrellas porque me gusta el resultado, de eso a usar maquina o rastrillo, la verdad es que es bastante cómodo.

Effortless and effective