Description
- So the story goes - Lord Nut is renowned as a bare-knuckle boxer, having won bouts with prizefighters, matelots, rampsmen, and lang-legged telepathic twins. To keep his fists firm for fighting, he soaks them in pickle juice and ranch. It's a flavour combo that folks fancy, which he discovered by landing one-two combos on their chops. So pop these tangy peanuts in yours.
- Spicy Bloody Mary - Lord Nut created these spicy peanuts in homage of his only true love-Rebel Mary. This fiery lass wielded a temper that only drew him closer to her. Yet it ultimately tore them apart as she angrily abandoned him on Valentine's Day (he had given her a butt-firming machine as a gift). Here's to you, Rebel Mary, wherever you and your fab booty may be.
- White Cheddar & Jalapeño - By day, he is Lord Nut. By night, he is secretly El Chedderales (dun-dun-duuuuun!), stealthily spreading his brilliant blend of cheddar cheese and spicy jalapeño. You know that he's paid you a midnight visit by the exciting flavours left on your chiffonier and the etched sword mark on a wall in the shape of a hairless Chihuahua (what's up with that?).
Legend has it that the Lord Nuts Levington comes from Blighty, a land far away across the great pond known for its extreme blandness. When he could stand it no longer, Lord Nuts exiled himself and set out across the world in search of flavor. Lord Nuts found his true calling in life: to fight bland and bring freedom of flavor to the masses. As a result of his tireless efforts we now have bold flavors of nuts to save us from bland snacking. Dill Pickle Ranch is the newest flavor. White Cheddar and Jalapeno nuts have a semi-creamy cheese feel once you are eating them and a little heat, but not enough to have you running for a drink. Lastly, the Bloody Mary taste is excellent without being too overpowering or having a bad after taste. The unusual but delicious flavour, makes these peanuts perfect with beer or on a salad, or because you're playing Xbox at home. These are also certified Kosher so you can indulge on them as much as you want, even during Passovers.
