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The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate

The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate

Name: The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate
Brand: Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time
SKU: 410025375
Price: 38.10 EUR
Availability: InStock
Rating: 3.7777777777777777 (9 reviews)

Product ID: 410025375

Details

Brand
MISS FORTUNES
Flavor
Vanilla
Number of Items
12
Occasion
April Fool's
Unit Count
3.9 Ounce

🌱100% vegan ingredients

🎉Perfect for parties & gifts

🥠12 unique, cheeky fortunes

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Description

🥠 Crack open your destiny—if you dare! Laughs guaranteed, luck not included.

PLANT POWERED MISCHIEF - 100% vegan fortune cookies that satisfy your sweet tooth without compromise.
CRAFTED IN THE HEARTLAND - Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.
NO SUGARCOATING YOUR FATE - Sweet cookies with salty, irreverent fortunes—because your destiny deserves a little spice.
PARTY STARTER EXTRAORDINAIRE - Inject instant fun and conversation with edgy, racy messages designed to break the ice.
UNFORGETTABLE LAUGHS IN EVERY CRACK - 12 individually wrapped cookies, each with a one-of-a-kind, hilariously twisted fortune.

Miss Fortunes Unlucky Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly fortune cookies filled with professionally written, irreverently funny fortunes. Perfect for parties, gifts, or any occasion craving a cheeky twist, these vanilla-flavored cookies are crafted in Indianapolis and promise no repeats—just pure, mischievous entertainment.

Specifications

ASIN	B09SP8CZDB
Age Range Description	18+
Allergen Information	Wheat
Best Sellers Rank	#25,331 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #7 in Fortune Cookies
Brand	MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Brand Name	MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Color	Unlucky Dozen
Cookie Type	Fortune Cookie
Country as Labeled	United States
Cuisine	Chinese cuisine
Customer Reviews	4.1 out of 5 stars 425 Reviews
Diet Type	Vegan
Flavor	Vanilla
Item Dimensions	4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches
Item Firmness Description	Cookies, Individually_wrapped
Item Form	Cookie
Item Package Weight	5 Ounces
Item Weight	3.9 Ounces
Manufacturer	Miss Fortunes
Number of Items	12
Number of Pieces	12
Occasion	Birthday, Gift, Graduation, Party
Package Type Name	Carton
Product Benefits	Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings
Set Name	1
Size	12 Count (Pack of 1)
Specialty	Vegan
UPC	658238851415
Unit Count	3.9 Ounce

Reviews

R**I

Such a fun little touch!

These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!

21.05.2026

K**R

Clever!

Took them to book club. Everyone had a good laugh.

8.05.2026

R**W

Tasted good, several cookies had same fortune

There were 12 cookies in the bag and several had the same fortune. Was hoping to have fun with these at a party (adults ranging from 46-80yrs old); however, some of the fortunes weren't that funny, borderline cruel 😕 Packaged well and tasted good.

27.12.2025

C**K

Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)

These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.

25.01.2026

C**R

DONT BUY FROM AMAZON

100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

25.03.2026

A**R

Perfect for a party

Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!

20.02.2026

M**N

Don't Waste Your $$

Do Not Waste Your Money Half stale. Not any sayings I ever heard from Trump. Several of the dozen broken. Repeat fortunes. Do not waste your money of these. They are pitiful. Loaded with food dye.

11.03.2026

M**S

Fortunes too dirty sex for me.

Arrived on time. It was part of a St. Patrick Day gift. I’m glad it wasn’t for a child or tween because some of the fortunes were risqué. Tastes like fortune cookies. The red ones are salty & their flavor tastes like playdough. I’m thinking the red one was a mistake since these were suppose to be all green? But, the other cookies are ok.

12.03.2025

K**.

Avoid

Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!

2.11.2025

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