Description
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- EASY, TIGER: Start with vintage design, add a modern twist, shake with sarcasm. That's us. Easy, Tiger is about fun. The kind of fun they write books about. Then burn.
- THE 411: Have you ever found yourself crushing a day and thinking you deserved some kind of reward for the ass you kicked and names you took? Well, we think you've earned one, too, so we made you this trophy. This ain't no participation trophy. Long story short, life is a game, and you, my friend, are the definition of #winning.
- WORDS: Includes six different, pre-printed plaques to remind you of your awesomeness: 1. Proudly presented to myself for being awesome. 2. Undisputed champion of everything. 3. You are the winner of my heart (and other organs). 4. Let it be known that I am best at life. Always. 5. For outstanding achievement in being better than everyone else. 6. For tireless contribution to the earth by existing.
- OTHER THINGS: Made of high-quality, heavyweight resin in red.
- DIMENSIONS: 18" tall. Consult your nearest ruler for details, but trust us, people will notice this trophy.
The perfect way to remind yourself (and everyone else) just how amazing you really are. Just like you, this trophy is a beast. We're talking murder weapon quality here.
