Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation

I bought several "fake poos" for a planned practical joke and this was easily the best. It was so realistic that people hesitated to touch it even when they knew it was a fake made out of plastic. It was truly horrible. You will note that my review is in the past tense - With complaints about selfish people interspersed with gagging, my victim picked it up with a doggy bag and disposed of it in a dog poo bin. Strangely, when told it was a fake he refused to rummage about in the poo bin to retrieve it. So sadly I don't have it any more, but it was worth it!

It's a hard plastic lump of poo. Looks realistic from a distance, or when it's in your shoe. Up close it is obviously plastic. It doesn't really look like the picture, it's lighter coloured and quite matt. Don't get it wet, it goes a weird whiteish colour and goes kinda of sticky, but not in a good way.

Bought this for a party and now my toddler loves playing pranks with it. It’s disturbingly realistic. We’ve fooled many people with it. The underside is flat though.

Good turd, bought it for a joke at work, as a builder pretty good to leave in an unsupecting place, got a few excellent reactions so it is definitely realistic enough, priceless, should be one in every tool bag haha

How disappointing. Bought as a joke present but won’t be giving it now. Not sure how to describe what it looks like but it definitely does not resemble a good fake poo. As someone else has mentioned it’s made from sawdust and painted brown. At £4.95 I expected something more realistic. Very disappointed.

Realistic enough to fool family.

Well. I never thought I’d be here, reviewing a fake poo, but here we are. I wanted something sturdy and realistic. This was disappointingly light, and you can see the sawdust, robbing one of the immersive experience almost at once. Should be fine from a distance. Doesn’t hold up to close inspection.

Used as a prank at school for staff member worked a treat lol! She thought was real well worth it 🤣🤣