Sorry I have no idea about "floating" poo !! - may be a little too heavy to do so. Certainly very realistic however.

Long Straight Joke Dog Poo Poop Mess Turd Fake Imitation

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Description

💩 The ultimate faux poo for next-level pranking mastery!

FRESHLY LAID SHINE - Glossy finish mimics that just-dropped look for ultimate prank authenticity.
LIGHTWEIGHT DURABLE - 60 grams of hard plastic prank power that lasts through multiple jokes.
REALISTIC SIZE SHAPE - At 15cm x 3.5cm, it’s the perfect scale to fool even the sharpest eyes.
NO ASSEMBLY INSTANT FUN - Ready to deploy straight out of the box—zero setup, all laughs.
VERSATILE PRANK POTENTIAL - Could be from a large dog or human—confuse and delight your friends.

This 15cm long, shiny plastic fake dog poo is designed for realistic practical jokes. Lightweight and durable, it mimics fresh dog or human waste with a glossy finish, making it perfect for indoor or outdoor use. No assembly required, it’s a classic gag toy that guarantees laughs and double takes.

Specifications

ASIN	B00N50IQ0S
Age Range Description	Adult
Best Sellers Rank	30,415 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 148 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys
Brand Name	Funnyman Products
Colour	Brown
Country Of Origin	China
Customer Reviews	3.9 3.9 out of 5 stars (47)
Educational Objective	Creativity
Indoor Outdoor Usage	Indoor, Outdoor
Is Assembly Required	No
Item Weight	60 Grams
Manufacturer	Funnyman Products
Manufacturer Part Number	3090
Manufacturer recommended age	8 years and up
Material Type	Plastic
Model Number	3090
Number of Packs	1
Number of Players	1
Operation Mode	Hand-operated
Power Source	Hand-powered
Size	Large
Supported Battery Types	No batteries required
Theme	Animals
UPC	717029753076
Unit Count	1 Count

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