Livefood UK 30 x Live Feeder Cockroach Blaptica Dubia Small size 10-20mm Roach

I'm literally crying with laughter as I type this. My shoulders are heaving and I have tears in my eyes! I live directly opposite an older couple in their 60's. The Bloke, who I refer to as G.I Joe, because he served in the army all his life, is an action hero and could probably bring a fully grown T rex to its knees simply by biting it, and happens to be called 'Joe', is a complete legend. I love Joe. Joe will do anything for anyone. He has a heart of gold, but if you cross him, he will bayonet your entire country. In the head. Joe is not scared of anything in this world.Apart from Shrek.Shrek is his wife. She wasn't born as Shrek. I christened her as Shrek because of the face she makes whenever I haven't mowed my grass for 30 whole minutes, or my bin isn't clean...or she catches me breathing in the direction of her house. Her bottom jaw juts forward like an ogre to express her seething disapproval because, you see, when Shrek bought her house, she also got every other house on the street for free. At least this is what Shrek thinks. The only thing Shrek cares about in the entire world, isn't G.I Joe. It's her little Shitzu. It doesn't even look like a dog. It's just a hairy cat that woofs. A dog is something that will wrestle with you for fun. Defend you with its life, that will run at light speed to fetch anything you throw and come back with its ears flopping around because it wants to please you. Her hairy little goblin sits on her lap and she wipes its backside with baby wipes. I promise you I'm not kidding. I wish I was.Rewind to last Saturday. My parcel from Amazon was dropped off. I wasn't in, so it was left with Shrek. When I picked it up, it had been opened and resealed. This happens with any mail of mine that ever gets left in her cave. I decided this was the last mail of mine she was ever going to open.Well..the second last.My little Leopard gecko mate, Indominus Gex, was running low on mealworms. I decided I can either buy him another box of mealworm, or, as a treat, I can buy him 30 Dubia cockroaches. Because you can never have too many cockroaches. It was a tough decision. I thought...and thought...and I just couldn't decide which to get.My 30 Dubia cockroaches arrived today. I was expecting them thanks to the joys of parcel tracking, but I didn't get to the door in time to collect the delivery. This is because I was walking really slowly. On the spot. I did however manage to get to my upstairs window. G.I Joe was out in the garden ripping up trees with his bare hands. I saw the delivery bloke walk past him to the door and hand my parcel over to Shrek who gave her immense lower jaw a wiggle then disappeared into her cave. I waited behind my curtains for what seemed like an age. I was literally just giving up and walking out of the room when I heard a loud bang followed by a scream that sounded like a goat being catapulted, genitals first into a wall of burning lego. I reached the window just in time to see G.I Joe hit the dirt like Rambo. Joe wasn't even in his garden anymore. He was back in 'Nam' somewhere trying to avoid the Viet cong. Shrek comes charging out of her cave with her hands raised above her immense jaw. Her little hairy Roomba comes running out after her barking (if you can call it that) like it had swallowed its squeaky toy. So Shrek is dancing in circles with her hands up, woofercat is running around her in circles like a mop without a handle and I swear to god, the whole thing looked like a scene out of The Sorcerers apprentice. G.I Joe with his military radar implants looked straight at my window and clocked me looking on with an immense beaming smile on my face. I SWEAR, I thought I saw him wink.He knocked on my door about 20 minutes later and handed me my box of about 7 Dubia cockroaches. He was smirking.I think I'm gonna need more roaches.These roaches were in perfect condition when they first arrived and arrived really quickly. Faster than the estimate. I would definitely buy again.

Great would definitely order again if I was stuck for bugs as I was I'd ran out and my order from another company was taking longer than expected so needed some fast the only thing I'd say is they are a little pricey but if your desperate like I was then you'll pay it I suppose

I just wanted to thank Michael for his shrek n J.I. Joe story... early morning here with me laughing and coaughing has left me in need of a shower. Snot tears sweat, bloody dribble and I don't think I'd be wrong in saying a bit of poo all made there way out of me.Thank you Michael... as for the roaches, my beardie loved them, never seen her go this nuts over food, not tried roaches yet go for it! Basically giant woodlice . Nice work Michael, please approve amazon or at least send him this 😂💚

My leopard gecko loves them

Thank Q! 100% bang on happy with these. Our Beardy LOVED eatung every one of them.. must re order soon!

These came well packaged and all alive. My reps love them.

Came in a tub with no messy egg cartons (although it did come with some if you need it) and I only spotted 4 dead ones.

they were very good