dznuts Men's Pro Chamois Cream - 1 Pack

Not had the courage to use this yet but 'all the reports' indicate that it certainly does the job.

I was on a cross country ride and having TERRIBLE chafing. I had tried everything. I changed to lanolin for breastfeeding mothers in the evening and DZNuts every 3 hrs or so while riding and problem resolved. This stuff is amazing and healed me right up. It’s my new go to.

I am a big dude (6'3"; 270lbs; Army Officer). This stuff is a godsend. I read the reviews years ago before I bought my first bottle. I just bought another bottle on 13 APRIL 2020. I would NEVER ride without this. There are a lot of competing substitute products out there. I have tried most of them, and this works far and away the best. It doesn't smell, it stays put, it eliminates saddle sores, it is cheap... ok, it's expensive, but so are saddle sores! Look, if you want to ride every day or every other day at my size, you have to get a product that keeps your body ready to go. Finally, and most importantly, the product name is perfect! HIGHLY Recommend! **Note for new riders: Yes, it is weird to rub a gob of cream on your nether-regions. Yes, when you see yourself in the mirror with your bibs down at your knees and your hand between your legs, its hilarious. So, lock the bathroom door, or your wife/girlfriend/roommate will NEVER let you live it down. Personally, I just leave the door open and own it, sort of like a free show to all would-be intruders. Point is, it's worth it.

Everything about it is so humorous to me. The text, the logo, the name... there's a fair amount of innuendo at play. Having said that, the product itself is great. I held out for a long time, resisting the idea of using a chamois cream. Finally I decided to give it a go, and it's worked out great since then. It's especially handy on those long rides in the saddle. The directions advise you to apply the product fairly liberally, but at least from my experience, I haven't had to use a LOT of it. You should probably start with a smaller amount and increase as needed, so as not to waste a lot of the product. It's not exactly cheap, so it will add up over time. The odor isn't too overwhelming and reminds me a lot of Vick's Vapor Rub, just not as strong of a scent. Unless someone is sniffing around your taint, chances are the people around you won't notice the smell. And if someone is sniffing your taint, that should probably be your concern instead of worrying about whether or not they'll smell DZNuts.

I started cycling about two years ago. After being overweight for too long I found joy in getting outside and feeling free with the wind in my face. My joy faded when summer came because every year since I can remember I would get this horrid heat rash, and that was BEFORE I started exercising outside! Itchy, stinging gnawing discomfort. In the past I tried powders, and gels, and creams with mediocre results. The rash usually lasted until the first frost or so and my nether regions began to enjoy the cooler temperatures. I was fortunate to discover DZNuts on some Internet forums and immediately ordered it. I can happily say I've gone through my 3rd tube and just starting on my 4th with fantastic results. I haven't had that nagging heat rash at all since I began applying this stuff. It is the secret sauce! On top of that it just feels good! Once applied it provides a nice tingling sensation, there's no burning or discomfort even if it happens to get on the ole bunghole. I cannot recommend this stuff enough.