Miracle Frooties Miracle Fruit Tablets

Like most people, I was skeptical about trying Frooties. I read a lot of articles about the product and watched many You Tube videos. Curiosity finally got the best of me and I placed my order. My order arrived today. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they included a free Frootie in with my invoice as a thank you.I started by lining up a host of items: Lime wedges, Lemon Wedges, Star Fruit slices, Pure Vitamin C powder (incredibly sour), Plain Greek Yogurt, Sour Cream, Brussels Sprouts, Red Wine Vinegar, Tabasco Sauce & Vodka.I popped my Frootie in my mouth and swished it around for about 3 minutes. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to swallow my saliva so I just held it in my mouth the whole time then spit when I was done.First, the lemon wedge. I took a bite and my eyes lit up. It tasted like a lemon that someone had rolled in powdered sugar. It was sublime.Next I tried the Lime wedge. Again, you taste the lime but it tastes like a lime candy. I started laughing.The Star Fruit tasted almost like a soft apple. It was sweet and had a mild crunch. I ended up eating about 4 slices of that.I mixed the vitamin c powder into a glass of water. When I took a mouthful, I naturally expected a very sour taste. Instead, it tasted like a light lemonade. I was so curious that I actually stuck my finger directly into the Vitamin C powder and tasted it. It tasted like a Pixi Stick.The Greek yogurt tasted tart still, but had a very pleasant sweet taste.What surprised me the most was the sour cream. It tasted like a really creamy frosting...hard to explain but I had 3 teaspoons of it!The Brussels sprouts tasted like chestnuts. I really enjoyed their flavor.The Tabasco sauce almost tasted like a V8 juice EXCEPT the tip of your tongue can still sense the heat. So it was sweet, but the tip of my tongue told me otherwise. I now realize why people shake it onto their tongue in the videos.The red wine vinegar still smelled very much like vinegar as I brought it to my mouth. I had a hard time with that one. But when it hit my tongue, it tasted like a port. It is nothing I would drink, but I had to take a sip out of curiosity.At this point I was starting to worry that my stomach was going to pay me back, but it felt completely fine. I journeyed on and tried a small sip of vodka, which simply tasted like water. There wasn't much of a taste. I imagine if you squeezed lemon juice into it, you would probably have a fantastic "lemon-drop".After my tasting spree I cleaned everything up, got a glass of water and went into the other room. About 1 hour later I found myself going back to see what a Brussels sprout tastes like without the frootie. I bit into one and it still tasted like a roasted chestnut. To check myself I bit a small wedge of lime and it too still tasted like lime candy. The effect was still working after more than one hour.I got online to order another package because I have organized a "Flavor Tripping Party" which is what these parties are called when you pop a frootie and serve all these bizarre foods.If you've got an adventurous spirit, give them a try.I hope my ramblings have helped answer someone's questions and motivated someone else to give them a try.

This is a bucket list item. You MUST try this at least one time in your life. My son put this on his wish list during the holidays. Seemed a little pricey, but I honestly didn't spend much time reading about what it was or what it did, so I bought it for him. My son, wife and I popped one in our mouths. To me, there is basically no taste to it; nothing exceptionally good or bad.Took about 3-5 minutes of looking like you're trying to kill it with your tongue to get it dissolved. Unfortunately, we hadn't gone on a specific shopping spree for the recommended foods to try. So, we raided the fridge. We didn't even have lemons. We had the lemon juice stuff, so we started by squirting that in our mouths. Tasted like the most amazing lemonade I had ever had. Very strange stuff. Then we remembered the neighbor has a lemon tree. Off my son went to fetch some. The neighbor was nice enough to give us quite a few. We cut them into slices and proceeded to ravenously munch away at what were the best tasting lemons we had ever had, growling at each other over the last slice. It was almost as if they were infused with sugar throughout. Your jaw tingles as lemon juice trickles down your quivering chin and it's a constant struggle between body and mind. Your mind knows you're supposed to shudder at the very thought of gorging yourself on these exceptionally sour things, but your taste buds feel that it just tastes so good.Why stop there? After being blown away at how sweet the lemon slices were, what would it do with something that you don't normally even eat by itself? Sweet Thai chili sauce, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce. You name it, we tried it. It even made regular mustard taste very similar to a Dijon type of mustard. I can't comment on most of the recommended foods to try it with, but I can tell you that is is a heck of an experience no matter what you try to eat, and not to be passed up.For us, the effect lasted from 25-30 minutes before starting to fade. Believe me, it will be easy to tell when the effect is fading as the puckering of your lips will be unavoidable and your body will curse you for the deception. It will be so worth it. I won't tell you how our stomachs felt shortly after that binge, but if you plan on experiencing this strange little tablet in the same manner as we did, I would recommend that you purchase some antacid to go along with it...